Tears of the Innocent
Our flagship dehydrated powder-to-slime lubricant. Represents distilled Catholic guilt. When mixed with water, it creates an impossibly thick, completely frictionless, never-drying gelatinous sludge perfect for degrading, messy, high-endurance audits. Slide into the abyss. Create high-clarity mayhem.
Customer testimonials
I mixed a single teaspoon for my submissive, and we spent the next three hours trapped in a gloriously frictionless, squelching void of our own making. Absolute perfection, though my dungeon floor is now an OSHA hazard.
It felt luxurious and medically reckless at the same time.