Featured corporate assets

Tools with excellent paperwork.

Browse every item in one place. Click any image to open the detail overlay.

Category

Lubricants & Recovery

The softer side of the arsenal: glide, aftercare, and post-scene coherence.

Tears of the Innocent

Our flagship dehydrated powder-to-slime lubricant. Represents distilled Catholic guilt. When mixed with water, it creates an impossibly thick, completely frictionless, never-drying gelatinous sludge perfect for degrading, messy, high-endurance audits. Slide into the abyss. Create high-clarity mayhem.

Customer testimonials

I mixed a single teaspoon for my submissive, and we spent the next three hours trapped in a gloriously frictionless, squelching void of our own making. Absolute perfection, though my dungeon floor is now an OSHA hazard.

M. R.

It felt luxurious and medically reckless at the same time.

S. T.

The Non-Disclosure Towels

Proprietary, hyper-absorbent microfiber towels engineered specifically to lift and remove Tears of the Innocent from the skin without angering or multiplying the slime.

Customer testimonials

Thank the dark lords for these towels; they are the only thing capable of wiping up that godforsaken slime without angering it into multiplying. Highly absorbent and practically essential for post-scene decontamination.

J. D.

Absorbed everything we asked of them and nothing else.

K. L.

They leave the room cleaner than they found it.

A. J.

Corporate Drop-Safes

Essential non-verbal safety tools provided for scenes involving sensory deprivation, heavy machinery, or when the vocal cords are entirely occupied.

Customer testimonials

My submissive dropped the brass bell the moment the fisting became too much, allowing me to halt the scene instantly and adhere to our safety SLAs. A non-verbal lifesaver when the mouth is entirely occupied.

R. N.

The most reassuring thing in the room after the safeword card.

D. P.

The P.T.O. (Paid Time Off) Healing Serum

Our company-mandated, cooling aloe vera and arnica gel applied post-scene to soothe friction-tested skin, raised welts, and deep-tissue bruising.

Customer testimonials

Massaging this cooling arnica gel into their freshly bruised flesh brought them gently out of subspace while preventing unapproved swelling. Smells faintly of lavender and absolute corporate absolution.

B. A.

This is the only aftercare gel I’ve ever actually remembered to use.

E. B.

It took the sting out fast and did not smell like a pharmacy.

C. H.

Category

Heavy Silicone & Internal Hardare

Aggressive Expansion, Deep Integration, and Maximum Internal Bandwidth.

The Boardroom Plug

An intimidating XXL silicone plug (boasting a daunting 5-inch diameter) engineered for extreme back-end structural expansion and gaping.

Customer testimonials

Unmistakably large and weirdly well balanced.

J. D.

Integrating this massive corporate asset required an ungodly amount of slime and patience, but the resulting gape was an absolute aesthetic triumph. A five-star return on investment for any serious bottom.

N. S.

The Boardroom Monolith

A heavy, 9-inch silicone prosthetic designed for devastating oral ruination, deep-throat logistics, and facial slathering.

Customer testimonials

It bypassed their gag reflex with terrifying efficiency, leaving them a gasping, drooling mess of total compliance. A truly devastating oral auditing tool that looks stunning sitting on a mahogany desk.

Q. R.

The Corporate Ladder

A graduated, multi-tiered XXL silicone stretching stack utilized for progressive dilation and maximizing internal bandwidth.

Customer testimonials

We utilized this tiered system to systematically stretch my partner's limits over Q3, and the progressive dilation was flawlessly smooth. It makes setting quarterly capacity goals an absolute joy.

Q. F.

The Subsidiary - Vertical Integration Edition

A precisely curved silicone implement designed perfectly for cross-departmental mergers (simultaneous bilateral penetration). This single-asset model is designed for total monopoly. Why audit just one orifice when you can orchestrate a hostile takeover of the entire vessel?

Customer testimonials

This single piece of heavy silicone managed a completely hostile takeover of my submissive's front and backend simultaneously. Frictionless, perfectly weighted, and delightfully overwhelming.

D. P.

The Subsidiary - The Joint Venture Protocol

(Alternatively known in our European markets as the B2B (Bottom-to-Bottom) Conglomerate). A Joint Venture occurs when two independent entities pool their resources to achieve a specific, usually agonizing, goal. This multi-player version utilizes tandem a double-ended silicone integration to ensure that if one submissive twitches, the other immediately feels the consequences in their quarterly report. It is the ultimate exercise in team-building and synchronized degradation.

Customer testimonials

Linking two of my assets together bottom-to-bottom created a magnificent, inescapable feedback loop of synchronized suffering. Highly recommended for dungeon team-building exercises.

D. S.

Category

Mechanized & Vibratory Assets

Automating Your Degradation for Maximum Corporate Efficiency

The Out-of-Office Auto-Responder

An industrial, high-RPM mechanized fucking machine. Perfect for automated, high-velocity workflow logistics when the Dominant prefers to sip coffee while the submissive is pounded senseless.

Customer testimonials

I locked them into the rig, set it to 120 RPM, and enjoyed a lovely cup of Earl Grey while the machine completely dismantled their ego. Flawless industrial efficiency with a highly responsive emergency kill-switch.

R. F.

The Stakeholder’s Magic Wand

A heavy-duty, high-frequency vibratory implement designed for localized nerve-cluster overstimulation and forced dividend payouts (orgasms).

Customer testimonials

It delivered such bone-rattling dividends that my asset forgot their own name and went straight into a weeping software crash. A masterpiece of localized nerve-cluster devastation.

F. O.

Category

Apparel, Restraints & Sensory Systems

Immobilization, Isolation, and the Bureaucracy of Helplessness

Cthulhu’s Embrace

A standout piece from the HR Nightmare Collection. A heavy, vegan-leather sensory deprivation hood featuring built-in tentacles, perfect for packing with slime. Built for silence, focus, and impeccable aftercare.

Customer testimonials

The silence was absolute and the fit was surprisingly forgiving.

P. F.

It turned an overwhelming scene into something calm and deliberate.

L. M.

Packing the tentacles with cold slime before locking this over their head produced the most beautiful, muffled whimpers I’ve ever heard. Total sensory isolation with an incredibly sinister, suffocating aesthetic.

M. B.

The HR Nightmare Collection

Our premium line of ethically sourced, vegan-leather restraints, ankle cuffs, blindfolds, and sensory deprivation gear.

Customer testimonials

The vegan leather is buttery soft against the skin, yet completely unyielding when they inevitably try to squirm away from the audit. Finally, restraints that respect both animal rights and my need for total immobilization.

V. C.

The Severance Package

Shoulder-length, heavy-duty black latex gloves designed for frictionless internal manual auditing (fisting) and extreme dilation.

Customer testimonials

These heavy-duty latex gloves allowed me to conduct a brutal, deep-dive manual audit without a single nail snag. Professional, clinical, and completely impervious to biological fluids.

A. I.

The Red Tape Collection

Our proprietary synthetic, slime-resistant bondage rope. Engineered to maintain structural integrity and load-bearing tight knots even when completely soaked in viscous lubricant.

Customer testimonials

Even while absolutely drenched in squelching lubricant, my knots held my submissive perfectly suspended without slipping a single inch. True bureaucratic binding that refuses to yield to friction.

R. E.

Category

Impact Hardware & Epidermal Auditing Toolss

Controlled force, shaped finishes, and the paperwork that keeps it all civilized.

The Velvet Guillotine

Our signature impact play set, featuring a heavy, meticulously balanced vegan-leather paddle designed to deliver a searing, frictionless sting when paired with our slime.

Customer testimonials

Balanced enough to stay precise, mean enough to make a point.

T. R.

The finish is elegant and the feedback is immediate.

V. Q.

Paired with a layer of slime, this paddle delivers a frictionless, searing kinetic shockwave that paints the thighs a magnificent technicolor purple. It sounds like a gunshot and hurts like a demotion.

S. J.

The Corporate Talon

A heavy, cold metal, four-pronged scratching claw designed to carve beautiful, temporary tracks into the epidermis.

Customer testimonials

I carved my initials into their back with terrifying precision, leaving bright red trails of compliance without drawing a single drop of blood. A cold, heavy necessity for any surface-level restructuring.

Q. A.

The Corporate Talon - Wartenberg Edition

A heavy, cold metal, four-pronged Wartenberg-style scratching claw designed to carve beautiful, temporary tracks into the epidermis.

Customer testimonials

Rolling this heavy, spiked wheel over heavily sensitized skin provided an exquisite sensory contrast that sent my bottom directly into subspace. It looks like a medieval torture device but handles like a luxury sports car.

W. E.