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Featured corporate assets

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Tears of the Innocent

Our flagship dehydrated powder-to-slime lubricant. Represents distilled Catholic guilt. When mixed with water, it creates an impossibly thick, completely frictionless, ne...

The Non-Disclosure Towels

Proprietary, hyper-absorbent microfiber towels engineered specifically to lift and remove Tears of the Innocent from the skin without angering or multiplying the slime.

Corporate Drop-Safes

Essential non-verbal safety tools provided for scenes involving sensory deprivation, heavy machinery, or when the vocal cords are entirely occupied.

The P.T.O. (Paid Time Off) Healing Serum

Our company-mandated, cooling aloe vera and arnica gel applied post-scene to soothe friction-tested skin, raised welts, and deep-tissue bruising.

The Boardroom Plug

An intimidating XXL silicone plug (boasting a daunting 5-inch diameter) engineered for extreme back-end structural expansion and gaping.

The Boardroom Monolith

A heavy, 9-inch silicone prosthetic designed for devastating oral ruination, deep-throat logistics, and facial slathering.

The Corporate Ladder

A graduated, multi-tiered XXL silicone stretching stack utilized for progressive dilation and maximizing internal bandwidth.

The Subsidiary - Vertical Integration Edition

A precisely curved silicone implement designed perfectly for cross-departmental mergers (simultaneous bilateral penetration). This single-asset model is designed for tota...

The Subsidiary - The Joint Venture Protocol

(Alternatively known in our European markets as the B2B (Bottom-to-Bottom) Conglomerate). A Joint Venture occurs when two independent entities pool their resources to ach...

The Out-of-Office Auto-Responder

An industrial, high-RPM mechanized fucking machine. Perfect for automated, high-velocity workflow logistics when the Dominant prefers to sip coffee while the submissive i...

The Stakeholder’s Magic Wand

A heavy-duty, high-frequency vibratory implement designed for localized nerve-cluster overstimulation and forced dividend payouts (orgasms).

Cthulhu’s Embrace

A standout piece from the HR Nightmare Collection. A heavy, vegan-leather sensory deprivation hood featuring built-in tentacles, perfect for packing with slime. Built for...

The HR Nightmare Collection

Our premium line of ethically sourced, vegan-leather restraints, ankle cuffs, blindfolds, and sensory deprivation gear.

The Severance Package

Shoulder-length, heavy-duty black latex gloves designed for frictionless internal manual auditing (fisting) and extreme dilation.

The Red Tape Collection

Our proprietary synthetic, slime-resistant bondage rope. Engineered to maintain structural integrity and load-bearing tight knots even when completely soaked in viscous l...

The Velvet Guillotine

Our signature impact play set, featuring a heavy, meticulously balanced vegan-leather paddle designed to deliver a searing, frictionless sting when paired with our slime.

The Corporate Talon

A heavy, cold metal, four-pronged scratching claw designed to carve beautiful, temporary tracks into the epidermis.

The Corporate Talon - Wartenberg Edition

A heavy, cold metal, four-pronged Wartenberg-style scratching claw designed to carve beautiful, temporary tracks into the epidermis.

Customer experiences

What people reported back.

The Out-of-Office Auto-Responder

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The Out-of-Office Auto-Responder

I locked them into the rig, set it to 120 RPM, and enjoyed a lovely cup of Earl Grey while the machine completely dismantled their ego. Flawless industrial efficiency with a highly responsive emergency kill-switch.

R. F.
The Velvet Guillotine

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The Velvet Guillotine

Paired with a layer of slime, this paddle delivers a frictionless, searing kinetic shockwave that paints the thighs a magnificent technicolor purple. It sounds like a gunshot and hurts like a demotion.

S. J.
Cthulhu’s Embrace

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Cthulhu’s Embrace

It turned an overwhelming scene into something calm and deliberate.

L. M.
The Subsidiary - Vertical Integration Edition

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The Subsidiary - Vertical Integration Edition

This single piece of heavy silicone managed a completely hostile takeover of my submissive's front and backend simultaneously. Frictionless, perfectly weighted, and delightfully overwhelming.

D. P.
Dark tabletop scene with a paddle and viscous lubricant

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